I hate Paul McCartney
Sorry all you Paul McCartney fans out there, but I have decided that I hate him. In fact a number of us here in my place of work have decided that he doesn’t warrent anything like the credit which he craftily harvested from the fruits of other people’s genius. Agreed Ringo didn’t do us many favours with his Yellow Submarine atrocity, but I like Ringo. I don’t hate him, so all is cool on that front.
I remember watching some party on TV – I think it was the late Queen Mother’s 100th birthday – they hosted a big musical bash in the gardens of Buckingham Palace and the show was totally dominated by one elevated-eyebrow-catastrophic-egophile who decided that the whole nation wanted to sit through a prolonged rendition of some of the Beatles’ worst ever creations.. Please, oh please don’t ever let that happen again.